so who the fuck is this person

AJ “Tyron” Martinez, interdisciplinary internet idiot and gay robot.

You might (but probably don’t) know me from my yearly shitty fighting game marathon, my illustrious and carcinogenic Elsword career, a series of invasive and low-quality scripts for SRB2Kart, a defunct PSO2 combat analysis tool that forced SEGA to ragequit a month-long anticheat battle, or a completely directionless livestream where I talk about esoteric bullshit and fail to play games no one wanted to watch.

Sometimes I write about games, my projects, and how unbelievably fucking awful computers are.


Riichi mahjong in $CURRENT_YEAR

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2021

Shovel Knight Dig

Analogue Pocket thoughts

So, you just jumped a healer

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2020

Snack Box Micro review

Reaching loop 30 in One Step From Eden

PSO2 New Genesis: Sword miniguide

PSO2 New Genesis builds, explained

FFXIV concept: dual targeting

Against "it gets good later"

Uprooting the blog again

FFXIV tabbed macro menu mk.II

The Typing of the Dead (PC) Passwords

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2019

TL;DR: The Adventures of Ten and Till

Best of 5 isn't objectively better

MUSECA, I want you to be better

Hardware is hell

Not going 0-2, and other impossible feats

Getting phished like a champion

Falling blocks, flashing lights

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2018: FINALE

Making SRB2Kart scripts replay-friendly


The "stop being a gigantic bitch" guide to party play

Arcaea's Potential system is ass

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2018: AFTER

Discord permissions make me want to commit picross

KurtzPel is ass

So, no one is joining your Kart server

Rotating macro menus in FFXIV

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2018: BEFORE

Arcaea's progression is weird

Make these goddamn cookies

TL;DR: ZeroRanger

Programs you don't use but should

FFXIV triage, explained

Cash of Exile

HELLSITEā„¢, an experiment

Kusoge Vacation Calendar

Clemency is a microaggression

Why Icons has offline input lag

Pyrrhic victory

Seriously, don't play Support Cannon

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2017: FINALE

Plus On Whiff

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2017: Week Three

PuyoTet PC is...something

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2017: Week Two

Building a Steam Link setup

Kusoge Advent Calendar 2017: Week One

Swordcraft is for idiots


Getting Over Yourself

Incomprehensible automated fever dreams

Don't play Support Cannon

Fuck Gyazo

TL;DR: Sonic Mania

Quake Champions: the eternal beta

TL;DR: Redout

Is it real?

Not Reviews

Brook converters: Not just for consoles

Quake Champions Beta: Day 1

Demon Phaleg, Lord Of Jank

PSO2: Sword PA Minimegaguide

Troubleshooting "Lag" in OBS Studio


PSO2 Battle Arena: Day 1

UMvC3 PC: Day 1

OverParse: the sort-of-retrospective