tagged: Final Fantasy XIV

Clemency is a microaggression

Dear Random Duty Finder Paladin, who I invented as a strawman to write a self-righteous article…

FFXIV triage, explained

Healing is hard. Well, good healing is hard, at least, and it’s hardest when things get hectic, with multiple sources of damage resolving on multiple split players. Point-and-click reaction healing might keep you afloat for a while, but eventually you’ll run dry on mana or let someone slip through the cracks.

Rotating macro menus in FFXIV

Creating a monster with /hotbar copy and lighter fluid.

The "stop being a gigantic bitch" guide to party play

Acidic rant about brainlets and assholes in Duty Finder.